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I’ve discovered the secret to America’s weight loss. It’s called Cancer. The plan is easy to follow because after diagnosis, you don’t feel like eating. Your stomach is in knots all the time and the emotional jags that continue daily are major calorie burners. When you do eat, you find yourself seeking healthier options because you must now prepare your body for the fight of its life.

I’ve lost ten pounds in the last week. Any other time I would be cheering.

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Everything was going great until this whole breast cancer thing

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